
Each night, Ross comes home from work, changes out of his suit, plays "Monster" on the bed with the boys and then the three of them settle in (on Ross' lap) for an episode (or three, depending on the Yankees game) of pre-recorded Berenstain Bears. The singing of "Somewhere Deep In Bear Country" and the sound of my pouring a glass of chardonnay (ahhh...) are inextricably linked.
Anyway, an actual conversation tonight.
Will: Daddy? (always waits for the "Yes" even if they are basically linked by skin and clearly in earshot.)
Ross: Yes, Will?
Will: Do you know who my favorite Bear is?
Now, the true answer here is "yes". It's Sister Bear. But, Ross isn't much of a fan of that whole idea so the response goes as follows.
Ross: Hmmm. Let me think. Is it Papa Bear?
Will: No
Ross: Mama Bear?
Will: No.
Ross: Brother Bear?
Will: Nope.
Ross: Lizzy Bruin?
(I snicker quietly)
Will: No.
Ross: Farmer Ben?
Will: No.
Ross: Too Tall?
(Amazed. I'm laughing out loud now)
Will: No.
Ross: Grizzy Gran?
Will: No
Ross: Queenie?
Will: (Frustrated) DAD!!!! It's Sister Bear!
Ross: Oh, Sister. Right.
I just love my husband.
Wagon Tramping
1 day ago
My husband always gets me with The Paper Bag Princess.
ReplyDeleteI can never read it to Ellie b/c I can't get past the fact that she goes to the castle door with The Big Knocker. (add the s to make it funny I guess...)
Amidst my hysterical giggles and Ellie going "Why funny, momma?" Doug comes in to rescue bedtime.