One of our carpenters showed up yesterday in a pink Vineyard Vines polo shirt. Young guy, cute smile. Hmmmmm.
Welp, time to go make chicken nuggets, change a poopy diaper and, maybe even, actually find time to wash my hair. Ah, reality.
(photo is courtesy of Vineyard Vines website and NOT stealthy, stalker photography by me)
Yes. this reminds me of a thought I had today...
ReplyDeleteSo I have a plan for balancing my towns budget AND recruiting young professionals. I say we reduce the fireman and policemen payrolls. Yep. See right now we have older, heavier, secure lifers on the force. The make decent money, have decent benefits, thus stay on the job.
Whereas I drove by the local DPW crew today.Young, virile, minimally goat'eed, discreet tattood, firm bodied cleancut broke men. Obviously working for pennies with no unions.
So if we just start reducing the budget, ALL the guys in town will be hot thus we'll have more interested professional woman relocating here thereby shoring UP the school system attracting even more professional couples.
It's a win win.